As of today, I’m 25 years and 13 days old. I’m sorry for the lack of updates, nothing’s really been happening with my life.

I am online everyday, but I rarely blog, I rarely tweet. I don’t even take pictures anymore. I have turned into such a total bore. I did not even do anything for my birthday. I don’t even have a picture of myself on my birthday. Not even a webcam-taken one.

Not doing the aforementioned does not really mean that I have been unproductive. In fact, I have finished three websites – two flash websites, one membership site powered by WordPress and WL Member plugin. I have written an eBook on Twitter, designed a DVD menu for an Twitter marketing course, and a whole lot more. Currently I am working on two more membership sites. I am also doing some SEO work and, at least once a week, update a blog.

Yes, I have been working hard. After all, my Alex is turning 3 years old by the end of August. He deserves a nice little birthday party.

So that’s what I’ve been doing lately, in addition to being a whiny girlfriend who gives out of this world blowjobs and handjobs.

Whee! Everything is back to normal. It’s been no more than 4 hours ago that I called SmartBro’s hotline to help me with my problem.

Seems like they have fixed it.

Result from TestMy.Net

Hey, work.

I don’t know if it is just the past week’s really awful weather, but my connection sure is lousy.

Smartbro Speed Test Result

I can still browse decently, and the speed is still within the boundaries of my patience, but there is one thing I hate the most.

Oh yeah. I mean, come on… Look at these pictures. He looks so much better than I do. Hahaha.

Hey, it’s us.

I honestly do not know how I came to have this bruise. I don’t remember bumping into anything this morning. The bruise does not even hurt.

I’m either a klutz or an airhead. Or both.

Our helper piped in a very naughty opinion of, “You and sir must have been… wild”

I can only put on LOLlerskates.